Never get between a fat guy and his 32 OZ. “Big Gulp” soda pop.
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Unlike Humans, no Stretch Pots!
Thanks for the comment Michael,
I guess even potted plants have to deal with the battle of the bulge. You might even say that over indulging on donuts is the root cause of there being so many cracked pots in the world.
I’ve been on a weight loss kick myself lately. It’s much easier to gain than to lose!
I try to lose my excess weight but it keeps getting found.
Best solution? Plant him in the ground! Then he can spread all he wants.
Yes, but then he wouldn’t be able to run down to Krispy Kreme for another box full of Bearclaws and jelly donuts.
There’s just more of him to love. And prune.
The bloated bush has a bigger tush,
he’s spreading out an soon,
his pot will crack,
his limbs will bend,
for donuts are his only friend.
8 Comments
Unlike Humans, no Stretch Pots!
Thanks for the comment Michael,
I guess even potted plants have to deal with the battle of the bulge. You might even say that over indulging on donuts is the root cause of there being so many cracked pots in the world.
I’ve been on a weight loss kick myself lately. It’s much easier to gain than to lose!
I try to lose my excess weight but it keeps getting found.
Best solution? Plant him in the ground! Then he can spread all he wants.
Yes, but then he wouldn’t be able to run down to Krispy Kreme for another box full of Bearclaws and jelly donuts.
There’s just more of him to love. And prune.
The bloated bush has a bigger tush,
he’s spreading out an soon,
his pot will crack,
his limbs will bend,
for donuts are his only friend.