Positional Postulation

Arthur and Asher probably understand air pollution as well as anyone.

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I try to get my wife to smell my farts, but she doesn’t like ’em for some reason.

Were you dropped on your head repeatedly as a child ?

Only twice. But the flatness on one side has rounded out a bit due to me pounding the other side. So it’s working!

When people ask me this, I give them the finger…to pull! 😉

TMI.

Nice thing about being a bird. It’s a lot easier to flap the aroma away. 😉

That’s why birds don’t stay in one place very long.

WHAT??? Flap it away? You mean wave it up to savor the aroma! :OP

You’re going to get a timeout and have to sit in the corner, Joseph.

I’m already there! :O/

A refreshingly not-so-refreshing viewpoint!

No matter how you slice it, birds nose cheese.