Size Matters Size Matters published on January 23, 2014Read more posts by the author of Size Matters, J.P. Keslensky10 Comments on Size Matters Chester never gives an inch. Or in this case a measurement.
Chester ain’t down for the gown! I suspect that Bucksnort can find a plain brown paper lunch sack that will work nicely. He may even forget to cut any holes in the bag too.
I suspect that Bucksnort can find a plain brown paper lunch sack that will work nicely. He may even forget to cut any holes in the bag too.
Never give out the waist size! Bucksnort has previously measured Chester’s neck size with both of his hands. I can see his hoof prints on their necks :OP
Bucksnort has previously measured Chester’s neck size with both of his hands. I can see his hoof prints on their necks :OP
Chester is skirting the situation! :OP Chester is tempting the bull with a red cloth and he’s going to get the horns, ham hocks, soon.
He’s got ya there! 😀 Do you really think something as trivial as a dress size would stop that pig? He’ll make a dress for Chester out of an old sock if necessary.
Do you really think something as trivial as a dress size would stop that pig? He’ll make a dress for Chester out of an old sock if necessary.
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Chester ain’t down for the gown!
I suspect that Bucksnort can find a plain brown paper lunch sack that will work nicely. He may even forget to cut any holes in the bag too.
Never give out the waist size!
Bucksnort has previously measured Chester’s neck size with both of his hands.
I can see his hoof prints on their necks :OP
Chester is skirting the situation! :OP
Chester is tempting the bull with a red cloth and he’s going to get the horns, ham hocks, soon.
He’s got ya there! 😀
Do you really think something as trivial as a dress size would stop that pig? He’ll make a dress for Chester out of an old sock if necessary.
Personally I don’t even know my dress size.