When you have unsuccessfully played the goat rodeo card, there is very little left beyond bringing in a real professional. And who knows more about flimflam and chicanery than that master of  manipulation of the law, the most dishonorable Bucksnort T. Shyster. I just can’t wait for you to meet him on Tuesday. But be sure to bring along plenty of soap and towels because you may need to take a long hot shower afterward.