Have you ever bought something you thought would be really great from E-bay, and you were all excited for it to arrive, only to discover that there was some minor details about the item that just weren’t disclosed in the listing? Well, Dr. “B” ‘s hench-bot looks like it is about to go Jehad all over the place. I have a feeling that Glortch, with all his faults, is looking pretty good compared to this techno-anarchist. See you again on Thursday.
The Vegetable Scale
Everything in life is pretty much relative when Glortch starts measuring himself on the vegetable scale of intellect. He needs all the help he can get as he keeps placing below sock monkeys and bowls of broccoli. The real question has to be “why does Dr. “B” keep Glortch around?” And the best answer I can imagine is that he enjoys helping the less fortunate. But nobody in their right mind is going to buy that. See you next Tuesday with a surprise or two.
Gone Bananas
I use to love peanut butter and banana sandwiches when I was little. They actually served them in our elementary school cafeteria for lunch. What really made them extra good was that they sprinkled extra chopped nuts on top of the peanut butter. I suppose that was not a usual lunch item in most schools, but having grown up in the South, we often had some really simple down home style food as kids.
Have you ever noticed that Glortch avoids eye contact with Dr. “B”. I think he is really scared to look straight at him. Perhaps he is afraid that Dr. “B” might give him the “evil-eye”. Don’t ask me, see you next Thursday.