Well at least Monroe has stopped running around having a panic attack. Of course this strip brings to mind the old story about the cat that got stuck up in the tree. Everyone worries that the cat can’t get down without help and will just starve to death. But a wise old owl reminds them not to worry because he has never seen a cat skeleton in a tree. I wonder if that is true for turtle skeletons too. See you on Thursday.

Turtles normally don’t move around quickly. They are usually very deliberate and patient critters. But at the moment Monroe is as nervous as the proverbial cat in a room full of rocking chairs. He has gone past being toast or soup and he’s become the whole chicken dinner. Let’s just hope Bentley can perform an intervention. See you next Tuesday.

The nutritional nonsense continues as we learn way more than we want to know about the career opportunities of sliced bread. Hopefully our gourmet duo will soon get re-focused on finding Agile and learning the inside story behind the evil of mobile phones. But you will have to wait for Tuesday to find out if there is butter and jam about to be spread on the near toasty twosome.