Bucksnort T. Shyster, every voter’s best friend, this hog hasn’t met a law that he can’t manipulate. Just remember to count your fingers after he shakes your hand.
Bring In A Professional
When you have unsuccessfully played the goat rodeo card, there is very little left beyond bringing in a real professional. And who knows more about flimflam and chicanery than that master of manipulation of the law, the most dishonorable Bucksnort T. Shyster. I just can’t wait for you to meet him on Tuesday. But be sure to bring along plenty of soap and towels because you may need to take a long hot shower afterward.
Gravitational Goat Rodeo
Strap on a pair a chaps and hold on tight, it’s rodeo time in Lake Tuberville. Unfortunately, Doc’s aerobatic exercise doesn’t seem to be having the desired effect. It looks like he is going to need some professional pest control help. See you Thursday.