The old “politics as usual” one-two punch. Misdirection and name calling followed by a stuffed ballot box roundhouse punch, a guaranteed plan for election day success. How will Bentley, Splunker and Monroe counter-attack Bucksnort and Hawkshaw? Check back next week.
Posts tagged Bucksnort
Getting Out The Vote
Bucksnort T. Shyster is gearing up to get re-elected. It’s not his fault that his campaign advisor, Hawkshaw, isn’t bright enough to realize that those initials aren’t flattering. At least they have an “exit” strategy to sell fertilizer today and mob implements tomorrow.
Clueless At The Capital
As the campaign battle starts, Bucksnort is trying to figure out why the electorate is down on his case. He wants to understand why the voters don’t seem to understand him, after all he’s first and foremost a public servant. Thus begins the fall classic “tug of war” between the teed-off and the clueless.