The old “politics as usual” one-two punch. Misdirection and name calling followed by a stuffed ballot box roundhouse punch, a guaranteed plan for election day success. How will Bentley, Splunker and Monroe counter-attack Bucksnort and Hawkshaw? Check back next week.

Bucksnort T. Shyster is gearing up to get re-elected. It’s not his fault that his campaign advisor, Hawkshaw, isn’t bright enough to realize that those initials aren’t flattering. At least they have an “exit” strategy to sell fertilizer today and mob implements tomorrow.