Everything in life is pretty much relative when Glortch starts measuring himself on the vegetable scale of intellect. He needs all the help he can get as he keeps placing below sock monkeys and bowls of broccoli. The real question has to be “why does Dr. “B” keep Glortch around?” And the best answer I can imagine is that he enjoys helping the less fortunate. But nobody in their right mind is going to buy that. See you next Tuesday with a surprise or two.

I use to love peanut butter and banana sandwiches when I was little. They actually served them in our elementary school cafeteria for lunch. What really made them extra good was that they sprinkled extra chopped nuts on top of the peanut butter. I suppose that was not a usual lunch item in most schools, but having grown up in the South, we often had some really simple down home style food as kids.

Have you ever noticed that Glortch avoids eye contact with Dr. “B”. I think he is really scared to look straight at him. Perhaps he is afraid that Dr. “B” might give him the “evil-eye”. Don’t ask me, see you next Thursday.

It’s about time we checked back in on Dr. Beauregard, the evil squirrel that is behind the Beauregard Bug Bomb Company. ( Refresh your memory here. ) And as expected, he  is up to his usual evil tricks. Perhaps this time we will get some insight into his scheme involving smart phones. You know he’s planning something dastardly.  One thing is for sure, he really enjoys messing with everyone, so you can bet it’s plenty nasty. I can’t wait to see the guards in that dungeon. Imagine being beneath Glortch in the order of Dr. B’s hench-stooges. And who are the prisoners? See you again on Tuesday.