Never underestimate the cluelessness of Glortch. In an I.Q. competition with a coconut, the coconut would win.
Posts tagged Glortch
Our Ideal Candidate
Monroe returns with Glortch in hot pursuit. Splunker seems to be shifting away from wanting to be the candidate and instead he’s planning to become the “puppet’s” campaign manager.
Not So Smart
All good things must eventually reach a conclusion, so, you will just have to use your own imagination for a while to figure out Monroe’s near term fate. Can you say “love puppet” ? On Thursday, we will begin a new story as we depart the wastelands of Dr. Beauregard and return to Lake Tuberville.
Thanks to Glortch, it is probably safe to go back to using your smart phones without fear of subliminal mind control; brain rot is a different concern.