There is nothing worse than when your undies start to feel all stiff and starchy.

Never let it be said that the Duke is not a man who appreciates the little things in life. He doesn’t care about much, but he certainly knows how to treat his valued employees. If anyone is going to enjoy punishing them it’s going to be him.

Pierre is a practical pirate when it comes to things like love. At the moment he would “love” to not get toasted. He also seems to have some bladder issues.