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The Vegetable Scale

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Everything in life is pretty much relative when Glortch starts measuring himself on the vegetable scale of intellect. He needs all the help he can get as he keeps placing below sock monkeys and bowls of broccoli. The real question has to be “why does Dr. “B” keep Glortch around?” And the best answer I can imagine is that he enjoys helping the less fortunate. But nobody in their right mind is going to buy that. See you next Tuesday with a surprise or two.