Renato has his finger on the pulse of a successful fund-raising campaign. But, the plan may be too extreme for poor idealistic Bentley. He wanted to fight obesity in frogs and have the “Green Go Lean” but he hadn’t counted on using the “Lean to Extort The Green”. In the meantime, not much is getting done to solve Monroe’s homeless problem and the frogs have been way too quiet. See you on Thursday.
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I got bad news today. My HMO doesn’t cover amphibian fart fatigue.
There are always non-traditional forms of treatment perhaps you might inquire about getting a federal research grant to study the effects of prolonged oxygen deprivation. In other words, get the government to pay you to hold your breath. I’ve been told that if a person holds their breath long enough hell will freeze over and your HMO will actually provide reasonable levels of care. But that is probably an urban myth. Later Tater.