I always suspected that politics would evolve into an all out fist fight, and it appears that Splunker has just pushed Monroe into that evolutionary boxing ring. He had better watch out for Bucksnort’s famous sucker punch, “the hanging chad.” So pucker up and toot your Sousaphone as this campaign goes all Chuck Jones in a no holds barred battle royal. And expect the “dirty” fighting part of politics to reach a new low blow status.
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Ain’t it just like grade school. Everyone is hollerin’ fight except the two people who are supposed to fight.
Instead of the usual “liar liar your pants are on fire”, or “we know you’re lying because your lips are moving” retorts, the critters have decided that the best way to settle a campaign battle is to quote Bugs Bunny. “Of course you realize, that this means war!”
Doesn’t Monroe have some teenage mutant ninja cousins to school him in the martial arts?
No TMNT affiliation as far as I know. I suggested that Monroe put Rockford inside his boxing glove. That would be a good use for him besides as a paper weight.