Skip to content

Out Of The Closet

Out Of The Closet published on 4 Comments on Out Of The Closet

The voters of Lake Tuberville are going to have a choice on election day. They can re-elect old Bucksnort T. Shyster the crookedest politician in Georgia, or a fresh clean honest candidate who occasionally frolics in a fur suit. It’s a clear choice between a crook and a schnook.

4 Comments

Monroe is often misunderstood for sure. But he is also often very confused himself. I’m convinced it has to do with carrying around that shell on his back. Sometimes I suspect he just has to take it off and feel really free. As to his adventures in a fur suit made from fungus, they pretty much speak for themselves. I think he suffers from a case of fur envy.