Everyone is out to make a buck except poor Monroe. He just wants to cool off. But I seriously doubt that things are trending in that direction. In fact, I’m sure that things are not going to cool off around here any time soon. September is always a hot month in Tuberville.

By way of a quick recap, Monroe has been forced to abandon his turtle shell home because of the really hot weather. He normally would soak in the lake to stay cool but a bunch of  lousy green farting frogs have polluted the air after over eating  swarms of flies. Bentley has determined that the changing climate is responsible for the global swarming of the flies which ultimately resulted in large releases of green louse gasses from the frogs. His solution has been to start a movement to stop obesity in frogs and his campaign battle cry is “The Green Must Go Lean”. In the meantime the frogs are not taking kindly to the efforts to cut off their food supply and have begun a counter attack surf and turf war of protest and disruption.

Have you ever noticed that there seems to be a way to make money even off of the misery of others? Well, never let it be said that Sherman is beyond finding a way to make a profit. So with Daltons help, he is trying to sniff out an angle to capitalize on the “Green Must Go Lean” obesity wars. Place your bets folks, but my money is riding on Sherman who is one smart shrub.