I would not like receiving this form of text message, particularly if it was transmitted at an ultra high burst rate. Some how, I envision a squirrel on the other end using a funnel to feed acorns into some type of paddle wheel style launcher and just pelting the heck out of the other critters and yelling “can you hear me now?” Tree rats are just evil. Hopefully we will get some insight into the content of this “text message” next week on Tuesday.

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